Friday, June 29, 2007

One pissed off MMORPG white boy

It gets really funny about 3:15. I have watched this three times, and it keeps getting funnier.



Biggest dork EVER... Next school shooter guaranteed...

He is really fucking serious about this shit.

According to Urban Dictionary, a PK'er is:

From online games, deriving from "Player Killing". A PKer is one who kills other players for the enjoyment of killing them or causing them grief. (Leaving them in the middle of nowhere or in a hard-to-resurrect area) See also RPK or RPKer.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Imagine screwing this girl...



You just know her pubic hair is kept a trimmed yellow lightning bolt at all times..

(It better be... Along with the Nintendo logo as her "tramp stamp" above the crack of her ass...)

Thats just wrong. Here I have taken a perfectly tame and stupid clip from Japanese TV and made it dirty.

Of course, the Japanese could come up with way worse. I'm thinking:


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Jim Cramer

This guy is a fucking nut. He does that money show on some fucking station. This interview is all over the place, the road rage shit is classic.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Gnarls Barkley's 'Crazy' On A Theremin

I have read about Theremins in the past off some digg article and only heard short, shitty .wav files. These guys have put a couple of them to use.

Warning: Slightly dorky, and of course a mainstream song.

Scraper Bike

Just watch. Dis fool lol'd ya herrr:



Also, here are a couple of those "urban" Charlie Falk ads they been running. (funniest part is they still use the goat):



Saturday, June 23, 2007

Fight the Downpression! (a poem for Bernard)


Gone are the nappy fingers of your religious coiffure,
Peace is the wisdom of Ages, a lavish gift from Jah,
You shouldn't have raped your neighbor's dog during that ceremony,
Perhaps the Lion of Zion will compel them to regrow.

The Google Translation of an Early Portuguese Review of Live Free or Die Hard

"Through the times the saga Die Hard could be reinvented cleverly. The last thing is the return of the captain America, also known by John McClane, who now reaches the super-hero's statute: Die Hard 4.0 — To live or Die is the hyperbolical definition of this character.
The show without likely concessions turns the movie into the ticket of action more cool of the Summer 2007. McClane, without porridges in the language, hurls himself with many desires at a domestic villain, who takes several villains as accomplices with European accent, who did not grow and they keep on seeming the eternal terrorists old school of the series. They are two impressive hours, since mayonnaise is the turn of the pedals of the movie what they are not cartridges because of firing in all the directions, including two, literal, shots in the foot.
Die Hard is recycled and amplified the history, in a straight evolution of the third movie, « — The Vengeance » (1995). It bases on the usual approach of the enemy inside doors and each sequence of action is a landing for the unreal thing, but that it entertains."

- Jorge Pinto, Cinema2000

Thursday, June 21, 2007

SiCKO



Saw SiCKO last night, from an undisclosed source.

SiCKO is the latest, and best one yet from Michael Moore. This time he examines the US Health Care system. We need to strap members of our government down and make them watch it. If they don't then act when its thrown right in their face, they should be executed. I like the part where he introduces Hillary Clinton as the one that was gonna fix it all back in the 90's, then makes sure to mention how she turned her ass around and is now one of the biggest hypocrites. Also, it's classic when he takes some 9/11 volunteer rescue workers all the way down to Guantanamo Bay for proper treatment, is denied entry, then proceeds to get them treated in a Cuban hospital which is one of the nicest hospitals I have ever seen.


Personally, I came into this movie having only one issue with my health insurance so far, but the issue I had pissed me off badly. Anthem BC/BS(supposed to be one of the best, but as this movie will clearly show, there is no best), denied every heartburn med that my doctor prescribed and forced the use of Protonix, which had side-effects. Then after six months, they wanted to see a specialist fill out and fax to them a form, otherwise they would then deny the Protonix. So, I went to a fucking specialist (after getting a referral) and got a goddamn camera down the throat, and got the fucking paper signed. Had to arrange for someone to drive me there (they wouldn't do it otherwise), and miss a day of work.


Even with that shit in order, it still was a $30 co-pay for two weeks worth of this crap. I ended up just eventually getting Prilosec OTC and taking it everyday (instead of just the 14 day round which makes it FDA-approved for OTC). A month ago, I got a letter from Anthem recommending exactly what I had come up on my own a while back (taking Prilosec OTC in this fashion) which again, is still not the approved FDA dosage for OTC of this drug. (Pretty sure that's got to be illegal)

What if I had a real problem like the people in the film?
I guess I would really be fucked then, regardless of my coverage. I may have the cash for the deductibles now, but as the illness would inevitably progress (due to the worst care, anything better than the least deemed experimental) it would not be long before I would be taking out loans. Who knows, their lack of interest in fixing the problem and just prescribing the pill of their choosing, and the fact that the heartburn remains when unmedicated (even though I now exercise regular, don't smoke all week, and eat better), I may see bowel or stomach cancer in the next 10 years. Then I guess because the heartburn was a pre-existing condition, I will be either denied care at the time, or retroactively forced to pay in full months after treatment.



If the US gov took only a small percentage (like 20%, or less) of all the money they spend on the military industrial complex yearly, we could have this good health shit that other countries have. Eisenhower did this (didn't spend as much on "defense") during his administration, and now we have a system of highways to drive around the country on. - This assumes that we would actually elect people that don't have their heads up their asses, and wouldn't squander the money.


Of course, we are so corrupt at this point, none of this will ever be fixed. It would require new laws to ban certain practices that take place between congress and the health care industry, and some overturning of existing laws. We don't even go after people too hard who break current laws(Alberto Gonzales), or if we do(Valerie Plame scandal), a scapegoat is chosen(Scooter Libby), when all the rest of them were guilty too. Oh, and Tom DeLay's trial, whens that going to be? How about those impeachments? All this and we are going to vote next year for one of these "business as usual" candidates? We need to demand more "mad as hell" candidates like Ron Paul and Mike Gravel! I guess taking the time to do something does not fit in to the american people's pre-occupation with celebrities, the latest cell phones, and anything else in their selfish little fucking bullshit lives.

Come to think of it, we deserve every fucking bit of all this.


Microsoft Surface Parody

I know we all by now have seen the Microsoft Surface. This is the first parody, and its really well done - as in, he just re-did the voiceover, but with a good mic.

Best 5 second clip ever



I watched this at least 15 times.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Yesterday on Fox News

I saw this bullfuck headline. Notice the sub-headline. Which one is more important, ya think?
Pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Monday, June 18, 2007

Best of Tourette's Guy

I know this shit is fake, it's still funny as hell. Here is someone's best of compilation.

Friday, June 15, 2007

German chicks in bikinis smashing gadgets



Hit related shit on youtube for more or http://www.bikinirama.de/ for their main site.

I think that these videos could easily be intro scenes for a GGG video.

I apologize in advance when you look up GGG and actually watch one of those videos.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

SecondDick

This guy fucks with people in SecondLife. Shits funny. Goddamn people on SecondLife lick dirty muslim taint. This is almost as good as the virus last winter that flooded areas of SecondLife with flying green dicks with christmas hats, shooting jizz.



You can take your Linden Dollars and shove them up your furry ass fresh from orientation island, as you sue each other for raping each other's avatars.

I hope the server crashes/tape backup fails on all that "virtual real estate" you dipshits purchased with real money. You'll go cry just as much as you did when World of Warcraft banned your user after they figured out you were paying one of those Chinese "gold-farming" company.

That 16-year old chinese worker that killed that one meaningless enemy over-and-over, all day, every day for a week, for you so you could have X amount of whateverthefuck, took his wages and bought a bowl of rice and some pussy. Meanwhile, yes, you are now a Uber-ogre-somesuchshit, however you have just finished jerking it the 5th time today, TO GAY MANGA FECAL PORN... In your parents basement... hoping that SecondLife and WOW will just support Windows 98 a little longer...

Kill yourself NOW.

Monday, June 11, 2007

We're back, we're bad, he's black, I'm mad.



Yeah so back from Vegas. Took 0 pictures with my new camera. No sleaziness. SpamaLot sucked. The "4D Borg Invasion" new thing at the star trek piss sucked(Voyager shit-they did get Alice Krige though, which they couldn't get for the show-did'nt make up for annoying ass Robert Picardo). The original was still there and was still good. As for Seinfeld, he had all new material, and it was still good even though he has a wife and kids now (which almost ALWAYS fucks up a standup comedian, since thats all they can make jokes about from then on)

Mesa Grill(Bobby Flay piss) was the bomb. Wolfgang Puck's shizz was too. Actually everything to eat was kick ass.

So piss all over this piss for pissing and piss on out.

P.S. Mexicans still hand out smut ads on the strip. I am curious for next time what exactly the asian massage parlors meant by "Full-service salt-milk table showers".

Saturday, June 9, 2007

ShreXXX

NXXXXR PLEASE (Mr. Make It Rain)

This is just some punkass fool I happened to come across browsing personal webcam postings...

Friday, June 8, 2007

Chinese Vegas

Differences between when I was here last and now. A fuckload more construction. Many casinos are now smoke free except for "gaming areas". The biggest though is all the Hong Kong money up in this bitch. There are Chinese everywhere. I rock the yellow though. Quick example: There are two spanish stations on the hotel TV, BUT, there are THREE chinese TV channels.

Went to that Cirque du soleil shit, they got four different shows in town in different hotels. The one I went to was called "KA", and indeed was some asian shit.

Shit was like Crouching Tiger. Fucking crazy.

Hong Kong money. Even when the average american is getting poorer every day, Vegas will find a way to make assloads of money.


Pissing all over Jerry Seinfeld tonight. I wonder if he'll talk about it.

"Who are these people?...."

I may get another post in before the piss is out. I haven't taken any pictures for myself, and the above pic was a screencap off the flash slideshow on their site. But, technically this is Wouldyoulikeasandwich's first "Liveblog" of an event in progress. Sprint EVDO Rev A cards kick ass.

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Article on guyliner... fucking priceless

Yes kids, somebody managed to construct an entire rant, in prose, about the pussification of men due to the usage of "guyliner"...

Check it the fuck out and weep for our society...

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Harry Potter Date Rape

Off to Vegas in a few min. This clip is pretty funny from the onion:


J.K. Rowling Hints At Harry Potter Date Rape

Trouble with Putin? Trouble with Putin?















Single tear theory.

Monday, June 4, 2007

Sexual Harrassment and the Law

Pop Rocks

This piss was funny.