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"U R MR GAY" a.k.a. My early, and perhaps only, SMB: Galaxy Review

Got Super Mario Galaxy last night. Shit is pretty fucking cool. It was funny to see that the white stars pointing to the letters U R MR GAY made it all the way to the shipping box art. That is one hell of a prank by the art dept.

The game itself is impressive looking. Fun too. Haven't run into anything too challenging yet, but then again I've only played it for a couple of hours. It controls well, with those controls being very similar to Mario 64, with some Wii-remote motion things thrown in for good measure. Those motion-based actions and pointing at the screen have so far have added value to the gameplay, and don't seem too tacked-on for novelty.


I've only unlocked the first few galaxies in the viewable universe, and they each seem like a fresh experience. The individual levels change a lot more than they did in 64 when you go back to the level again to complete a new task for a new star. Gravity plays a big role in the gameplay, and the perspective is always changing as the levels are by no means flat.



This may be the best 3D Mario ever, but I have yet to run into what I hated most about the other 3D Marios, swimming... and there is supposed to be some. The other thing I did not like about previous 3D Marios, Flying, looks to be much better as you become a bee and it is more like a helicopter than a glider style so you don't have to run or jump to get enough speed to take off. The fly meter is short though. There could be another type of flying later too, so we'll see about that. The "Sphere-to-Sphere" flying is not manual, but you can divert from the main track you go on to other tracks if there is a transport star on that track and you time it right. So piss all over yourself, Mr. Miyamoto for another non-retarded Wii game.

Shigeru Miyamoto pissed... all up on this piece...

On a side note - Firmware piss - iPhone firmware 1.1.2 kicks ass. Doesn't add any features, but increases stability, speed, and responsiveness by an order of magnitude. PS3 firmware 2.00 is rather disappointing, could have easily been called 1.95, adds theme support and a Playstation network RSS feed widget, and a few other small, insignificant things. Pissssssss

Fuck Exchange 2007

This past weekend was all for not. The intention was to install a new, bad ass, e-mail server. The mistake was deciding to "upgrade" at the same time to the new Exchange 2007 from Microsoft. This was a fucking nightmare that I think ended just a few minutes ago as I have just hunted down and cleared what I think are last errors that were happening after the migration BACK TO THE OLD SERVER, running the fucking rock-solid Exchange 2003.



I am now staring at the new server, which has just been formatted anew, and ready for next Sunday, at which time, I will do what I should have done, this time fucking sticking with 2003.

As for 2007. GAY. Real fucking GAY. Does not even accept mail out of the box. Locked down completely, and with stubborn defaults. They've brought back the command-line, which is great for scripting, but they force you to use it/learn it, cause they fail to include all configuration in the GUI on purpose. They force you to use new ports for some things, if you want it like it was before you are now stuck in alien command-line hell, reconfiguring the thing to do the simplest shit. I fucking don't feel like re-configuring ALL my clients, Thank You, so I would love it if the defaults are just a little bit similar to what I had, you fucks. Even after I got the hang of the command-line shit, shit was not consistent, all my problems came down to permissions. Only the permissions if I set that looked exactly to same on two of what looked like the same objects, they were somehow NOT. The internet forums and support.microsoft.com offered no help that was worth a fuck. Shit is supposed to get simpler, not more complex. This was a terrible re-design from Microsoft that failed in every way usability wise, and with no "classic view" option, will alienate even the most seasoned admin.



Monday Afternoon I decided to move all the mailboxes back, and it worked. I thought for sure I was in for some fucktard export/import horseshit to go backwards. Then, 2007 took 2 hrs. to uninstall. I had to figure out how to remove "public folder replicas" before it would do anything. This was impossible from the Exchange GUI or command-line. This had to be forced in ADSI Edit. If you don't know what this is, its like Regedit for Active Directory. If you fuck up here, you didn't just fuck up that machine, you fucked up your entire windows domain(the whole enchilada), it would then be time to restore from backup tape and prey(to science of course-there is no god).



Turns out I removed a little too much in ADSI Edit. 2007 uninstalled, but the old 2003 shit was a little fucked(as in one of the stores would not mount...actually that's pretty fucking bad). I made some guesses, and re-created some of the AD entries by looking at the similarities to other entries. After a re-boot, shit fucking works for now. Crossing my fingers.



As far as the past, we went directly from 5.5 to 2003, skipping 2000. I now plan to go directly from 2003 to whatever is AFTER 2007.



Bottom Line: TOTAL FUCKING NIGHTMARE WITH NO PROGRESS TO SPEAK OF. I could have gone down to NC and got fucked up with ya'll negros.

I guess copying mailboxes from one server to another and back was one way to defrag a mail store...



Do not install anything Microsoft has released after mid-2006! Avoid Exchange 2007 like the plague...



-And you goddamn right I was smoking some cigarettes through this whole piss...

Miles Ben Dyson (A YGGR Special Report)

CINCINNATI -- A lawyer for the man accused of raping a University of Cincinnati student said the encounter could have been consensual because the woman has a history of sleepwalking.

Dexter Ford, 52, is charged with raping the 23-year-old woman early Thursday morning near Interstate 71 in Cincinnati.
Ford's lawyer, Jeff Adams, said prosecutors told him the woman takes prescription medication and has a sleepwalking condition, a fact that will likely be the core part of Ford's defense.

"It goes to consent," he said. "How is he to know she is sleepwalking, if it's a dream 'yes' or a real 'yes?' You gotta wake a bitch up to get a 'No?'"

Two passing motorists reported seeing Ford penetrating a woman from behind near a White Castle restaurant on Taft Road near I-71, and called police from their cell phones, Cincinnati police said. When police arrived, the woman was still asleep, according to police reports. She was surrounded by french fries and had what appeared to be ketchup oozing out of her sore pussy. A slider and a pack of Kool menthols were found nearby.

Rucker set bond for $500,000 and ordered Ford to be tested for sexually transmitted diseases. Ford told police he is HIV-positive, Rucker said.

Sleep medicines such as Lunesta and Ambien have been reported to cause sleepwalking in patients, said Dr. James Knepler, who specializes in sleep disorders at the University of Cincinnati's Comprehensive Medicine Center.

Sleepwalkers typically look like they are in a daze, and may not respond to outside stimuli, like a black man's cock in their ass, he said.

Holy Motherfucking Shit

This shit is fucking crazy. Called "Wing Suit Base-Jumping"

Suck on THIS Ethiopia

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"O Face" remix

Never thought I would see Office Space used in this manner. This is the internets though...

History of LOLCats

This is pretty dumb, but I laughed once or twice so piss all over it:

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