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At the museum for "Intelligent Design"

Just to clear things up people:

Evolution bitches!

AND OF COURSE...

Fuck all these following cockfingering analsauce lubricators because of their various tardations (divine and otherwise):

Mike "Teach my son to slit a dog's throat, fuck my ugly wife and bloated kids with the cross" Huckabee

Here he is in "Praying Stance"

Mitt "Mormontard cumspread w/side of 'freedom requires religion' " Romney

"Hooray for polygamy! We believe in an American Jesus!"

John "Vietcong Bamboo Cage" McCain

"I waterboarded my first date. She died, but I still fucked her."

Rudy "9/11 makes me hard" Giuliani

"Get me those passenger manifests again, I need to rub one out!"

Fred "Die Hard 2: Die Harder" Thompson

Because surely his experience with helping John McClaine foil the plans of the bad "and you can take that to the bank" senator from "Hard to Kill" makes him qualified for president.

Personally I would prefer John McClaine, or even the douche reporter from those films.

and lest we forget:

Hillary "Bill's other dress for cumstains" "Fake southern accent" Clinton

Whole lotta fake in this pic, but not Natalie's tits...
"Go down on you, I will"

Barack "Magic Negro" Obama a.k.a. Oprah's new "iced jizz" supply

"I'm black, and that's awesome. That's all you need to know."

John "Two Americas, Two vaginas, One Lovechild" Edwards a.k.a. "1,000 haircut"

"I had to fuck that girl, I could fuck my wife, but I could get cancer on my dick!"

Bill "The other token dark meat" Richardson a.k.a. "Seriously please, I'm a minority too"

Richardson with his wife and a side of salsa.

And to celebrate piss-nass... IMAGES:

(No Offense)

So....................................

RON PAUL MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Sure, he believes what he believes, but he also doesn't want the government in our business, AT ALL. Snowballs chance, unfortunately, due to lack of "Big Corporate" media coverage.

Pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Hillary OR This Fuck - YOU DECIDE

This is so fucking disgraceful. Next November, we will have to choose between some dried-up old cunt or this Bible-thumping Republican ButtFuckabee. Why, out of 300 million citizens, has our choice been narrowed to these two? OK, OK- I know you're going to vote for Ron Paul and he's the best candidate in the world yada yada yada- but come on, you know he hasn't got a goddamned chance in hell to win. His well-funded campaign will melt faster than a piss-coated snowman when Iowa happens. All your donations will be funneled into an election fund that will benefit future Pat Robertsons and assholes like this guy.

This vodka will make you bring home a tranny

Saw this ad the other day on the danger of drinking too much of this particular brand of vodka. I'm still laughing my ass off when I look at it...

I Don't Know Why I Think These Are So Funny...

Crazy ass cat

Fuck Mitt Romney

Check this shit out about the "religion" of that jizzguzzler Mitt Romney who "doesn't know if atheists have a place in America"



I always knew the Mormon "religion" was fucked up, what I didn't know was that it was just as fucked up and stupid as Scientology. Mitt Romney SWEATS CUM, he sucks so much cock.

(and fuck Mike Huckabee too, with his religious ass)

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Pics for 12-11-07

Animated Gifs (updated with dropbox hosting):

















Stills:

How does shit like this get made?

We got knives, sharp sticks...

This worm parasite infects grasshoppers, re-wires their brain, and makes them jump into the water and sink to their death. This is a video of what happens if you kill said infected grasshopper.



Thats pretty fucked up right there...

God Hates The World?

Twenty Motherfuckin' Nine for the NNTPNegro

...and to piss on that, I've got a Metric ASS of video and pics for negroes of all colors...

Seems the people that brought us those canadian domestic violence commercials:
(In case you missed them- here they be)



Have been putting together some pretty fucked up commercials about work safety. Here's five of them, there may be more, and I saw a few "fan re-edits" on youtube while I was looking, but these are the originals:









And just for shits, here is a goofy-ass Mike Gravel commercial, ASIANS, and a dumbass fucking cop calling 911 freaking out over pot brownies:





Now piss on some pics: