This required a ton of preparation, obtaining said squid, keeping the squid alive so as not to stink too much, keeping it from squirting it's ink at the wrong moment, etc. But now those crazy Japanese are getting their slime on sans squid, and filming it for all to see. I know what you're thinking, slime and grease in porn is nothing new. However, this stuff is elastic like snot, large animal snot. They use a substance known as methylcellulose to get the job done, and the results are japtacular...
I have yet to search the cheggit cloud for the ecto tag, but in the meantime, you sick bastards can hit the link and have av-opera ship you a disc if you think this will get you off...
Get your fap on with these DVDs - the box art is priceless
4 comments on this shit:
This is the funniest blog entry you've ever posted. I literally ejected Diet Coke all over my desk when I read this today. Thanks for the plasmic chuckle fucker
you want the ecto tag on cheggit? you got it. read the news over there.
Looks like octopuses to me, not squid.
Yes, i think they were octopuses too. this whole blog entry is useless
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