Star Trek Orgasms

This shit was fucking funny:


...and remember this funny ass gay shit:

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

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Database Humor:

In case you thought our trip would be boring...

Dutch bracing for violence after film insults Koran


I'm pretty sure that we should get to see at least one stabbing or bombing while in Amsterdam, since this movie is about to be released. Check out the comments below the posting, some of them are fucking hilarious.

Dude makes Mario 2 soundtrack un-gay

Gets better a quarter way in.

Hit me on my iPhone (dork rap horsefuck)

This was kind of well done. You've already seen it if you browse boingboing.

Whipped this up real quick in photoshop

Peace Out... Fag

Brad Renfro a week or two ago... and now this dead half of Brokeback... I got $1 the next will be Amy Whinehouse, but the press is pushing pretty hard for Britney. If any of you celebrities are on the fence about this, please give me a call and I will remind you of all the world benefits of your death.

...and now some early contributions from the fark thread on it:

MLK

This is a clip from the show BoonDocks. The premise of this episode was MLK had not died but was instead in a coma all these years and just came out of it. Here is the classic speech he gave:



This episode came out for last year's MLK day.

Most Def Preesh UFO Photos

These photos were taken by 4 different groups of people in April-May 2007. One was a married suburban housewife, another was a couple out on a hike, one was a photography student in college. There were taken near Big Basin, California. Check out the hieroglyphs on the scanning device. It also looks like the scanning device folds up into the craft somehow. Somebody try to tell me one more fucking time that this is a government experiment and I'll piss all over them. There's only two possibilities present after viewing these pictures: We are being watched by aliens or human beings from the distant future. Fuck all the skeptics, I say.



















http://www.ufocasebook.com/strangecraftphotos.html

The one lowest down is my favorite. All I gotta say is aliens best brake themselves now that everybody got a muthafuckin celly...

Even more interesting, here's a letter from an alleged retired D.o.D. electrical engineer who 20 years ago worked on a project to decipher the same hieroglyphs:
http://isaaccaret.fortunecity.com/

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2095.html?theme=light

If it's a hoax, it's an incredibly elaborate one- look at the detail of the blueprints and the geometrically abstract style of the interlinked visual subjects within. I can imagine a 15-year-old MENSA geek from California planning and writing the letter, easily printing the documents and xeroxing them for authenticity, and building and photographing the artifacts. But the blueprints are creative. I mean, really really creative- to the point where that geek must have been altogether an amazing artist, brilliant drafting expert, and incredibly creative mathematician. The aesthetic beauty of the arcs and patterns is literally mind-blowing. It seems so unusual but also perfect in a way. You guys are familiar with code and abstract equations and shit. What do you think? If your reply is "bullshit," then at least explain why you think so. Personally, I think everything stated here about this case is 100% real.

Colbert & Lou Dobbs

Reminder

Watch out for the following if afflicted with said diabeetus:

This here is spot on..

I don't know about you, but this is the type I meet EVERY FUCKING TIME. I guess I just can't be fake enough to act like I am interested, hence always fucking the hand.



Motherfucker... America sucks!

Rev Charles

The "DOWNFALL" of HD-DVD with Hitler

I saw this on digg, and the shit had me laughing my ass off. Then again I have seen this movie AND been following this whole HD-DVD/Blu-ray piss and have both the players(proud). It should still be funny as fuck regardless.


Its even funnier to know that in the forums over at avsforum.com, the HD-DVD vs. Blu-Ray flamewar got so bad, that some dude threatened to shoot another dude over this shit, police were involved and they had to take all those threads down for quite some time. So much better than VHS vs. Betamax...

When they came back up, check the new rules hahahahahahaha:
http://www.avsforum.com/avs-vb/announcement.php?f=114&a=117

Much Respekt To Recent Posts

'Cause it's good for you.

Tears don't make your post-menopause twat any less dry...

I guess the on camera cry paid off... easy too, all you had to do was think about when you left your girlfriend for Bill.

So she "won" NH popular, but really tied with Obama on actual Delegates (the part that matters)

Now here's Bea Arthur wrestling some Velocoraptors:

The right voted that tortured old guy, not one of the completely batshit crazy religious fuckwads, but a tard in his own right for "We'll stay in Iraq for 100 years"

Of course, you can always do a write-in for PedoBear when the time comes...

Here is that cry by the way. I can't believe there are people who don't immediately notice how scripted, cold, and calculated this whore is. What a fake, evil bitch:




This is funny as fuck, when asked about Hilary's Tears^TM, here is what Giuliani says:


hahahahahahahahahahaha