Finally, Fox News Publishes a Worthwhile Headline

Diebold Onion Shit

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

Bill Hicks would be proud

The guy who lead the teams that came up with "Dude you're gettin a Dell" and McDonald's "I'm Lovin it" marketing campaigns, killed himself.

From the Chicago Tribune-
"Paul L. Tilley, 40, managing director of creative at advertising agency DDB, died Friday, Feb. 22. The Wilmette resident apparently jumped from the upper floors of the Fairmont Chicago Hotel early Friday evening, and his death was ruled a suicide by the Cook County medical examiner's office."

Good riddance you piece of shit
Hope you're "Lovin" that grave, asshole...

How the fuck does he do it?

Jason Statham: Superlimey.  How in the hell does he make as many movies as he does?  I swear, it's like every 3 months a new movie of his comes out.  This time, motherfucker is playing an actual human being, not the poisoned prick who fucks a girl in the middle of the street, ala Crank.  Though I'm sure this movie will be fantastic in every way, I prefer my Statham as unrealistic as possible.  I guess it's because that's when I know he's not taking himself seriously, which for him I believe to be mentally healthy.  

This Shirt is Wrong

Notorious H.I.T.

This is an unexpected mixture. Funny as shit.

Piss on Thursday's piss pictures of Internet urine

It's Time For A Fatwah

Passed by the piss of my dick!

I been Microsoft-mothafucking-fied yet again. Ingesting the piss of Steve Ballmer this time for my efforts.

Also, Toshiba announced today, HD-DVD, officially DEAD...

How to Handle Annoying Seatmates on an Airplane

Saw this on Entensity. Funny as fuck...


If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you, follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying .

6. Then hit this link.

WYLaS is about to get either protested or bombed!

Because we, like wikipedia, don't give a fuck about showing a picture of the "prophet" Muhammad.

I would post a picture of Jesus, but Christians don't seem to be so fucked up that they can't stand seeing their savior depicted. Maybe if I could find a picture of Muhammad nailed to the cross?

As far As the Republicans Are Concerned....

They keep sucking each other off so much
they can't feel the brother fucking them in the ass.





































I wish I could paint a pretty picture of it, but ultimately Republicans will














Considering Huckabee's most recent numbers, however ...

This guy can play this shit

Quick Reminder, VA Primaries:

Remember to STOP THE BITCH and give the brotha a vote:
(Bros before hoes and all, but really she is a total evil cunt, and has had closed-door meetings with Bush, is a corporate whore with ties to Wal-mart, and is fake as hell)

OR, if you're on the other side, remember to STOP HUCKABEE's evangelical ass. Sure, McCain's 5 years in a bamboo cage is pretty fucked up, but this guy is pure anal douchebag filled with Pat Robertson's jizz+stem cells.

Another small bullshit: Favicon added of a Urine Sample for the site that works in Firefox and Safari. Clear Private Data and re-open firefox if it doesn't show. Also, a webclip icon now active for iPhone. (I know, big fucking deal)

Wierd ass Dog Japanese Candy commercial

Had to follow the Insane Asian post with some pics (which are non-asian)

Obama is kicking ass these past few primaries:

Fin to wipe the floor wit dat beeoch's ass:
This prick ain't havin it:
So on to bust a cap wit some new "homeboy" sights:
However those kind of Shinanigans are frowned on:From the opposite side too:
You must:

Minor template update:
Hooked this fucker up to statcounter as I was curious as to how often this shit was actually visited. Anyone should be able to view the stats by clicking the "Piss on WYLAS's stats" link under the statcounter icon on the right. To be fair, I disabled my IP from work to count in the totals. Also, added a "Random Post" link under the search on the right, based off some dude's code I found, which is kind of neat, but can be a little slow.

Insane Asian

I just got done checking out boingboing, and this Japanese guy on shrooms shit is the weirdest shit I have seen in a while(I don't think I posted it before, but I had seen a clip from this a while back somewhere):


(Pretty fucking GAY too)

Couple that with someone's idea of a remixed Japanese McDonald's commerical:

Super Tuesday Wednesday Post #2