300th piss!

That's right 300. Proud? Fuck you you're proud. We're all proud. You better be fucking proud. Your mother is proud. My cock is proud. Your mother and my cock are even prouder together. P R O U D...

In ejaculation of this, I have consolidated my "%HOMEPATH%\My Documents\Fucked\", "C:\Downloads\Piz-nizzle", and "~/Downloads/Horseshit/" folders from my work PC, home PC, and home Mac, to a master "Various Bullshit" folder on my thumb drive. (Like you give a flying retard fuck).

Anyway, spew a body liquid of choice at this shit:























Yeah I know it's been fucking forever since a new post. Go fuck yourself...

Pissin' wit WYLAS

Group Piss:

About to piss "the white", right up in that "goodness":

(no actual entry of that sort achieved on the night in question, despite hours of porn viewing by all those involved. She missed out on the best 23 seconds of her life, and possible monthly child support check due to year-old wallet condom.)

AND NOW... jizz on these...

Dork goes apeshit about FF13 coming to XB360.

Background: SquareEnix yesterday announced that Final Fantasy 13 would no longer be a PS3 exclusive and would be coming also to the Xbox 360. Here is one dork's tirade on the subject:




P.S. - It's pretty kick ass that the new iPhone 2.0 software makes embeded youtube clickable.

7/11 Never Forget

All those dipshits that camped out and waited in line for the 3G iPiss are stuck with a big old useless fucking brick as Apple's activation servers couldn't handle the fanboy jerkfest and are ALL FUCKING DOWN... Plus, people who went to update their original iPiss today to the 2.0 software were able to grab the new shits, but iTunes couldn't re-activate their phone after the update was done, due to those activation servers being down, which fucking bricked their iPhones too.

I'm still running good ol' 1.1.4 and can jizz on a little feature all those others can't...

FUCKING... MAKING... PHONE... CALLS...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA







...but you know goddamn well when I get home I'll be hitting "Update" on mine until the fucker is on 2.0, iBrick or not. Activation servers should be a bit better by then I imagine, if not I'm showing up at the MacArthur Apple Store shouting "YOU GONNA GET RAPED!", copping a squat on the "Genius Bar", and spewing liquid fecal matter at the techs.

and now, more pics...












P.S. Pedalhead: Head on over to macrumors.com for info about taking your leaked 2.0 build to the official build...