Just a quick fuck on Monday to make up for nothing last Friday...
Plus, piss on these...
The hair dryer at the end of this one is fucked up:
Monday, January 26, 2009
Shitting dick nipples...
Just a quick fuck on Monday to make up for nothing last Friday...
Plus, piss on these...
The hair dryer at the end of this one is fucked up:
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Monday, January 5, 2009
It's that piss again...
Image from Gizmodo
Hold onto your fucktard pants, the new iJizzfest is on tomorrow, A.K.A. The Stevenote without Steve. In a letter to all, the Steve has pissed out on us due to health issues, but claims not cancer(yeah right), but some other crap. Apple fanboys are crying in their cereal as they clean their translucent fleshlights. Preparations are still under way for the new Phil Shiller-note, this consists of jerking off over printed-out, blurry cell-phone "spyshots" of the rumored new Apple gear, each picture framed into the gaping asshole area of an Goatse-esque shot of Justin Long. As the time arrives, make sure that your F5 keys are nice and clean and working, your firefox is tuned for some heavy multi-tab gadget blog action(Tools>Clear Private Data), and you have secured an ample amount of lube should you feel the need to fap.
In the meantime, piss all over this funny ass shit:
Update: The whole fucking thing was on iLife 09 and iWork 09, while pretty cool changes were made to those apps, only new hardware was the 17-inch MB pro unibody that was announced when the rest of the fucking laptops were updated(Pedalhead's new shit, only bigger). Boring. Continue pissing, that is all...
