Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Gaytarded

Monday, April 27, 2009

Which Log Are You?


It's time for you to step back and evaluate your stool. What kind of feces do you expel? How often? I'm a Type 3, and I usually shit once every two days. Occasionally, there will be chunks of corn, green pepper, or onion wedged in the crevices of my sausage-shaped loafs. I'm frequently constipated, but to be honest the birthing pain is sometimes pleasant. Please leave a reply describing what type you are, and how often you shit. This is not a scientific inquiry, rather a matter of curiosity.

Friday, April 24, 2009

A Somali pirate will now waterboard you until you twitter about how your gay marriage plans have changed, now that you've been fired from GM.


















Oh, and piss all over this, I know it's everywhere now, but the Katie Couric part was pretty funny.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Dis piss causes retardation...For TWO YEARS now...

Yeah, two years. Tis become a tad bit pic heavy. Also, in all that time too lazy to redesign the shit and move the motherfucker to the XML template type on blogger piss. Well it is what it is, and people all over visit this shit for one reason or another, so I thank you for coming here to waste your time. I hope I have offended the fuck out of you with the shit I find out there.

Sincerely,
NNTPNegro

P.S. Go fuck yourself
















Friday, April 10, 2009

American Psycho ain't got shit on this douche

A FUCKING UPDATE WOULD BE NICE ASSHOLE!!!

Three weeks, I know...