Friday, May 29, 2009

You got the Tard

Piss all over this. How do you make a shitty 80's song funnier?

Exhibit A: Stan Bush: You got the Touch - Original animated Transformers Movie Soundtrack


Exhibit B: Stan Bush: You got the Touch Michael Bay'd with a side of Linkin for the bullshit live-action-fuck-sequel

LOL Fuck Transformers Part Deux - backup link to video

and now, more tard...

Kick ass Japanese Commercial:


Awesome Midget Raghead Music:


Stills:











Of course after all that "The Touch" nonsense, here's the shit from Boogie Nights, since I know you need closure on the issue:

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Low Rider For Sale: Beware of Speedbumps

Snapped this picture of a "low rider" outfitted pickup truck in the Snug Harbor neighborhood of Norfolk. According to the toothpaste-scribed sign on the windshield, it's yours for the low price of $5000. Tax, tags, titling & processing fees not included, nor are hoes, apparently. Classy...









Friday, May 15, 2009

Short drip







Friday, May 8, 2009

Warp Tard

New Trek movie is fucking bad ass. See that shit.













Oh and here's some fucked up ALF shit, second one is the best.


Rod Fail


Wednesday, May 6, 2009

The Last White Man in Portsmouth



Scary thing is that he's actually good....

Monday, May 4, 2009

Friday, May 1, 2009