I know certain motherfuckers don't like Anime/Japan shit, but fuck you. Here is some Japan insurance shit with the Aflac(Afrrac) duck.
Showing newest 8 of 12 posts from June 2009. Show older posts
Showing newest 8 of 12 posts from June 2009. Show older posts
Monday, June 29, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
June just not a good month to be a celebrity... and the next peace out goes to...
Two days after the world is all caught up in worshiping the last celebrity death - a has-been homosexual pedophile, hellbent on self-disfigurement which included changing his race, who hadn't made a good album in 20+ years, spending the last 10 years in hiding before more than likely overdosing his frail, weak, faggot body on prescription painkillers - there is another(Yoda voice)...
MOTHERFUCKING BILLY MAYS DIED TODAY!
Apparently yesterday he was on a flight, that on landing the front tires burst. This bounced the passengers around quite a bit but everyone seemed fine. Something must have happened to Billy though, as he didn't wake up this morning.
The worst part? I don't have one product sold by Billy Mays. In the grand scheme this would be fine if I didn't actually have a set of ShamWoW. So, basically I somehow was motivated to buy from that dude Vince that beat up that hooker, but not Billy.
He did beat the hooker after I bought the ShamWoW, and I bought the ShamWow at Bed/Bath/Beyond(gay) on impulse, not over the phone while watching the commercial.
That's still no excuse for not having some Oxy Clean, Orange Glo, Mighty Mindit, Mighty Putty, Kaboom, or the AwesomeAuger in the house, as some of those are available at retail and placed in checkout areas.
Maybe there will be a Billy Mays Box Set on Amazon in a week or two where you can get it all for $29.95.
So.. Peace the fuck out...
R.I.P. Billy, I promise not to get the Slap Chop...Here's some infomercial bloopers featuring the fool:
Friday, June 26, 2009
More MJ & Misc. tardedness to round out your week...
...and now watch this guy beat the hell out of this car...
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Jacko 1958-2009
Michael will be sorely missed.
Now, my t-shirt feels so outdated, so sad...
But at least he's with his old friends...
He's looking down on us, molesting that special little boy in the sky...
What's the difference between MJ and Disney films?
Disney films can still touch kids.
In other news...
Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been canceled.
They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11)
Peace out, you sick fuck...
Quick Tip: If you haven't already set your cable box to skip BET, all MTVs and VH1s, do it now. Give it a good 6-8 months before you can watch the regular garbage. Also, if you end up missing the regular garbage on those bullshit channels, kill yourself.
For further confirmation on the situation:
http://www.ismichaeljacksonalive.com/
and now... Indian Thriller...
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
Pissing on pedalhead's iPhone 3GS with my iPhone 3GS, for a full on (non-gay) Steve Jobs wankfest... Film at 11
It took them an hour and a half at the AT&T store to fix my account from my whole mid-stream color change piss that fucked my pre-order. At least the store was just two miles away. Note to anyone ordering an iPhone online on Apple's store: DO NOT CANCEL, under any circumstances. If you decide you want a different color, wait till you get the thing, and exchange it in the store. Apple's online ordering will fuck you if you do what I did. The store had two more in the one that I wanted left, so I made them pull one before we started the customer service adventure. Dude that sold me that shit took care of all that garbage, so I just had to chill out till they fixed it.
As for the transfer of shit when I went home real quick, pretty smooth. Swap the SIM to your old iPhone(power down the phones for the swap), backup/sync it one last time, swap it back to the new and restore/sync. Simple, but took it forever. It doesn't sync any passwords to stuff(wifi, mail, etc.), but that's a good thing for security. Also, my mail accounts did not come over properly, and I had like 8 copies of the same SMTP server, so I had to remove all of it, and re-add. That was my fault though for a reason I won't get into here.
Quick capsule review: It's a fucking iPhone with some new shit. Bitch is fucking fast... 3G coverage in my area is spotty as shit. Still the only piss to buy. Now piss on some of this shit:
As for the transfer of shit when I went home real quick, pretty smooth. Swap the SIM to your old iPhone(power down the phones for the swap), backup/sync it one last time, swap it back to the new and restore/sync. Simple, but took it forever. It doesn't sync any passwords to stuff(wifi, mail, etc.), but that's a good thing for security. Also, my mail accounts did not come over properly, and I had like 8 copies of the same SMTP server, so I had to remove all of it, and re-add. That was my fault though for a reason I won't get into here.
Quick capsule review: It's a fucking iPhone with some new shit. Bitch is fucking fast... 3G coverage in my area is spotty as shit. Still the only piss to buy. Now piss on some of this shit:
